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Joke of the Day
"When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad? Because it was /r/aww"
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"My medical insurance plan is so bad that I'm not allowed to see my doctor. He just reads my Twitter and adjusts my medications."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."
"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""
"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"
"David Hume's 'Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion' was published after his death, or in other words... it was published posthumeously."
"I just gave a bus full of teenagers the finger before they had a chance to give it to me."
"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"
"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."