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Joke of the Day

"John: ""I'm a man of few words."" Bill: ""I'm married too."""

"The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's."

"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"

"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"It was a shame King Henry VIII had a lisp, it made it quite difficult for him to order his wives coffee. ""I'll have them decapitated"""

"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"