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Joke of the Day

"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."

"Hey Chandler, wanna hang out with me, Phoebe and Monica later? We're going to the park to open and close umbrellas in a fountain."

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."

"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp and kill a cat."

"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"

"My friend's in a wheelchair and he acts like he's the toughest guy around. He can talk the talk, but..."

"I have a sweet parking spot at Target. I'm just going to sit here for the next 10 minutes with my reverse lights on, pissing people off."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Sausages or..... Salsa Jizz"