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Joke of the Day
"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"
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"You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself."
"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"
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"I was a fantastic parent right up until I had kids of my own."
"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"
"[Trying to impress a cute girl with glasses] HER: So what kind of car do you drive? ME: A bookmobile."
"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."
"Wanna hear a joke about blimps? It'll never fly."
"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"