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Joke of the Day

"Stonewall Jackson was usually in charge of confederate forces during the Civil War. Well General Lee i mean."

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."

"*walks into bar with camera* Me: Can I take a shot of this glass? Bartender: Take a pitcher, it'll last longer"

"How did the polish terrorist burn his lips? Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up."

"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."

"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"Why don't the jedi drink vodka? Because only the Sith deal in absolut"

"How do you exorcise a demon? Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups"

"I get irrationally angry when someone else is in the laundry room at the same time I am"