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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
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"At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 14 months old."
"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."
"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"
"My friend told me Kanye West was the next John Lennon I replied ""Then I'll be the next Mark David Chapman"""
"I was feeling depressed. . I was feeling depressed so I went to the doctor to get a blood test. A week later he called me back with the results and said B positive, it's in your blood."
"Question about storytelling. If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?"
"What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common? They both wanna get there before the hare does."
"[on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya"
"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"