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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
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"I'm a grammar nazi. I'm also a regular nazi, but that's a different story."
"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"
"I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger"
"My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness."
"I lost two things today. My virginity... ...and my job at the morgue."
"What do you call a boner at an early morning funeral? Mourning wood"
"Once I posed naked for a Magazine. But I think the Newsagent would have preferred money"
"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."
"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"