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Joke of the Day

"My Terrible Joke How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast? Because there was a kellogg in the toilet"

"I learned an interesting fact about the Titanic today The swimming pools on it are still full of water."

"Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it."

"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."

"Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm."

"Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women."

"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."

"Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy's chin"