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Joke of the Day
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."
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"A friend of mine was reading an article on a newspaper talking about the dangers of drinking, after that he stopped doing what he loved... ...reading."
"The best things in life are free. Fuck vowels."
"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."
"If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one"
"If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm ""Flintstoning"" That mf!"
"A grasshopper walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Bob?"""
"*inside camp-out tent* ""Wanna hear-"" *puts torch under chin* ""-a scary story?"" *flicks torch on, it vibrates* ""OMG. ITS. NOT. A. TORCH."""
"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
"Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool Wooden tit?"