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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews hate seeing 10 dollar bills? Because they know they cant have them because HAMiltons aren't kosher Source: Me; a Jew"

"I'm not saying I have a questionable work ethic, but I just got called lazy by a guy wearing velcro shoes."

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"Vodka and I go together like falling down the stairs and getting fucked in my sleep."

"I put the ""arse"" in ""arsenic"". I also put the ""arsenic"" in your ""morning coffee"". Revenge is best served with a donut."

"My lame RPG joke. What do you call a thief with steel armor? A stealer!!!!!"

"[whispers to you at my own funeral] ok don't freak out"

"They say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... Does that mean that the other one enjoys it?"

"Knock Knock! -Who is it? -Santa -Oh, come on in santa. What did you bring me this year!? -Your black friday debts bitch! I'm Santa nder!"

"Abortion is an out of body experience for fetuses"