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Joke of the Day

"What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers? Oopsie daisies."

"My girl always tells me ""Life is about the little things"", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex."

"Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry."

"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."

"why was Elsa afraid of Sven? because Sven eight nine! hahahahahahahahaha..."

"Me and my flat-chested wife went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor said, ""What seems to be the problem?"" ""Well"", I said%"

"Sweatpants and a hoodie: Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."

"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."

"What's the definition of ""Trust""? Two cannibals giving each other head"

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."