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Joke of the Day

"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."

"Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!"

"Two guys stole a calendar and divided it equally, but they got caught. They each got six months."

"What does Miller Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal."

"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."

"I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time."

"Sorry in advance Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself? You would to if your name was aaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj"

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars."