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Joke of the Day
"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."
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"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."
"Pregnant Eskimo What did the eskimo say when her water broke? Oh no, my ice cracked!"
"My wife doesn't appreciate that I love her mother in law more than I love mine."
"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."
"What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds? They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson"
"I went to the library today to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?"
"Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card."
"Illegal immigration jokes.. are borderline offensive"
"What do you call an African American wife who knows where her husband is at all time? A Jailbait."