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Joke of the Day

"It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out."

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"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"
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