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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."
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"What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus? Cactus has little pricks on the outside"
"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"
"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."
"It's like Nabisco doesn't even care their Birthday Cake Oreos will wreck my ass."
"Know why polish airplanes only fill half of an airplane for each fligth? Poles on the rigth half of the plane are unstable"
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke."
"Utah... but I'm taller."