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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"
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"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"
"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"
"Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?"
"R.I.P. bottled water. You will be mist"
"""I hate being half bicycle, half motorcycle"" he moped"
"Did you hear about the suicidal comedian? He fell flat."
"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"
"As a young southern farmer I used to dread wasting my time with hoes Now finally I can afford a tractor"
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"