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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"
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"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"In bed my wife calls my Jimmy John's. I cum freaky fast."
"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."
"Try this at the bars, guaranteed 18% success rate: You: Do you have a permit to carry that? Her: Carry what? You: DAT ASS! Then issue a citation with your phone # on it."
"The most inappropriate thing to say to the queen of England, I lick your stamps all the time."
"Don't include me in your ""baby name suggestions"" group text if you're going to ignore my ideas. Pubert is a lovely name for a boy or a girl."
"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"
"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""