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Joke of the Day
"It's like Nabisco doesn't even care their Birthday Cake Oreos will wreck my ass."
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"Which trees miss you the most? Pine trees"
"PC Master Race"
"This bottle of OxyClean says ""GREAT ON WINE AND TOMATO SAUCE"". Call me crazy, but I think they're trying to poison Italians?"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down"
"Why is a rat and a jew alike? you can find both running through the sewer after a nice hot shower."
"I hit every traffic light coming home from work today. I should probably learn how to drive better."
"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"
"What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering."