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Joke of the Day

"X-post from r/jokes: ""Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!"" ""Huh, strange. He's never done that before."""

"What bone will a dog never eat a trombone"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"

"Looking for jokes that will make a girl laugh I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest jokes that will make her laugh."

"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."

"My last relationship was a Forest Gump I was retarded and she was a whore"

"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"

"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."

"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"