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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"
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"I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words... ""Were you fired?"""
"Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it."
"Why did Ahmed take his clock to school? He wanted to see time fly"
"Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head."
"all pans are no-stick pans if you no-cook in them."
"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."
"IF UR DATING SOMEONE AND THEY GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU FRIES WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER?"
"Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an ""arf""itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's ""bark""itect"
"Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!"