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Joke of the Day
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"
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"Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F"
"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"
"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."
"Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick... My dick is starting to look like a rainbow"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds"
"How do you make a rave party in Africa? You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""
"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"
"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."