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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an Asian Blind? you put a windshield in front of them"
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"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"MOM: always open the door for a lady [later on date] ME: Let me get that for you [reaching under stall door for lock] please stop screaming"
"I don't care who you are, but if you're reading this I still don't care."
"If Donald Trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee."
"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"
"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."