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Joke of the Day
"I dunno but if I was a ""doctor to the stars"" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days"
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"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
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"Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight."