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Joke of the Day

"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."

"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."

"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"

"Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"Take pride in what you're into, if thats exponents, well... More power to ya!"

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."

"""Heres your social security card, you need it forever! Its made of paper, don't laminate it. Good luck."" -The Government"

"I didn't know you could get paid for donating sperm. When I think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers..."

"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."

"What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !"