152850
Joke of the Day
"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"
Next Joke
"I've bought tickets to all One Directions upcoming gigs.They're not my cup of tea but the tickets say The Doors open at 7:15 and i love them"
"How can you tell who the head doctor is? They're the one with the dirtiest knees"
"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."
"When is a dog most impolite? When he points."
"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"Black and Blue Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? The six year old in my trunk!"
"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"
"APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR: ""We must conserve resources. Only people with useful skills! What's yours?"" ME: ""I write and want to dir--"" ""GUNSHOT*"