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Joke of the Day

"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."

"I like my pizza ""Chicago"" style. full of bullet holes."

"How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? You don't, they're already spotted!"

"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"

"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."

"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""