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Joke of the Day

"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."

"If the bride tosses you the bouquet, how long are you allowed to beat her with it?"

"I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote."

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu"

"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."

"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door? The future"

"[Fixed] They say when you shave it, it grows back thicker. That explains what happened to those pounds my wife ""shaved off."""

"i wonder if... a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says ""thanks for coming"""

"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large"