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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you"

"Iron Man is a super hero... Iron woman is a command."

"Me: ""Words can't describe how perfect you are."" Her: ""Aww thank you!""... Me: ""But numbers can! 3/10"""

"The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."

"I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows."

"Concert Problems... Kroeger: They tell me, no one knows you guys. Bono: U2."

"What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter? Summer...Her name's summer."