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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."
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"So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down."
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."
"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."
"If that baby didn't want to be aborted it should have pulled itself out by its bootstraps like a real American"
"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."
"Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist? Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup. Daughter: Oh like mommy? Dad: Close enough."
"If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake"
"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."
"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."