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Joke of the Day
"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."
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"If you get an Otterbox you *should* drop your phone Just in case"
"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"
"Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie"
"According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe."
"Dodgeball in gym class... because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12."
"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"
"""Well, there's no point in starting that now."" - Friday, 3pm"
"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."
"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."