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Joke of the Day
"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."
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"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
"Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare."
"A Maritimer in a bar once asked me if I had ever tried Moosehead. I said ""No, but I've had some pretty grizzly pussy in my day."""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."
"Where is your 1,000 word essay? ""Right here"" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... ""A picture is worth 1,000 words"" *becomes valedictorian*"
"Someone in America gets raped once every 56 seconds... ...and I feel just awful for her."
"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."
"Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long."
"You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective."