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Joke of the Day
"What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!"
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"The thing I don't like about shopping centers When you see one, you've seen a mall"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes no eye deer (i'll see myself out)"
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
"Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?"
"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"
"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"
"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."
"My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life Mother: ""total Buenos no charge"""
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large."