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Joke of the Day
"I always get Naan bread from the supermarket I don't know why, she's been dead for 30 years"
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"A real titty bar would only serve milk."
"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."
"What do you call a tree that smokes weed? Snoop Log"
"One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later."
"""And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?""-- Teen Brian Williams' mother"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."
"what do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator."