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Joke of the Day

"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."

"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."

"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."

"why is Peter Pan always flying because he neverlands."

"What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and wet? A Stick of Gum..."

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says ""Uh, it's Adam & Eve"" you can be like ""OH REALLY?"" and have the boys attack!!"

"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""

"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."