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Joke of the Day
"Can we start a Rihanna joke thread? Or did Chris Brown beat her to the punch?"
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"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"
"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."
"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."
"A student was writing all his answers in ||||| format... Teacher: What are you doing? Student: I am writing all my answers in bar code, so that no one can copy it... New Method of Answer"
"What do pussy and cigarettes have in common? There's more flavor the closer you get to the butt."
"A set of jumper cables walks into a pub...... And the barman says, ""You can come in here mate but don't start anything! """
"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."
"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate."