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Joke of the Day
"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"
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"Why had the two algae never had sex? Because they had a planktonic relationship."
"When the president is lonely what does he say? I'm Obama-self."
"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
"I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, ""Heal Thy Gums."""
"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"
"I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it... *The Selfie Made Man.*"
"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"
"How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? ""Aloha Akbar!"""