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Joke of the Day
"I think it might be fun to be an idiot-savant... ... but I'm having trouble with the savant part."
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"[clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain. [clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]"
"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."
"When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don't like her new haircut."
"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""
"What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives out a little wine!"
"Food is like dark humor. Not everybody gets it."