1993

Joke of the Day

"Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear."

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!"

"What do white girls drink from? [OC] Muggs!"

"Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars."

"Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? to see the butterFLY!"

"Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's To suffocate your children"

"Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button."

"After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream."

"Did you know that if you put your ear on Beethoven's tombstone you can hear his music in reverse? He's de-composing! Heard that one on the radio this morning."

"I think I CAN wander the restaurant with my robe open and eat off of your plate, sir. This is Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family."