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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
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"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"
"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."
"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"
"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."
"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."
"They told me to spread love wherever I go. Now everyone is complaining about being covered in Nutella. You can never win with some people."
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"
"Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen? Sir Veza"