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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."

"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"Knock knock. Who's there? A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes."

"Yo mama's so fat, I swerved my car to miss her and ran out of gas."

"Girl i heared you like bad boys I don't like bragging but i am so bad that when my mom tells me i can eat only one cookie i eat two!"

"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."

"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."

"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."

"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."