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Joke of the Day
"Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet."
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"What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer."
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday. Oops. Sorry: autocorrect. *suffrage."
"What do gender studies graduates commonly say? ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."
"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"
"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""
"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."