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Joke of the Day

"What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!"

"There are so many gay bars in San Francisco; It's hard to keep them all straight."

"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."

"Trust but verify."

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!"

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"

"Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under $2 Is this the 90's?"

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"

"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"