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Joke of the Day
"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"
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"For every male action, there is a female overreaction..."
"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."
"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."
"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."
"Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman. (It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)"
"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."
"Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up."
"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."
"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"