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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours."

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"[opens lunchbox] YOGURT?!? o no... that means... [my dad is at the office surounded by men and women in suits asking if they can hav a dunkaroo]"

"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."

"Two midgets got married They found their other half"

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."

"How do you lower the United State's debt problem? Elect a female president."

"Repost- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?"

"Running out of time to be a Trophy Wife, so now just hoping to be an I Finished The Race Tshirt Wife."