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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding."
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"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"
"I guess I'm ""just ok"" at being self-deprecating"
"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"
"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."
"[4 strangers are smearing their bodily fluids on each other] [one turns to camera] ""There has to be a better way."" VOICEOVER: ""Hot tubs."""
"Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy? No, he was baroque."
"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"
"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? [drinks milk from carton] Or REALLY bad boys? [eats spoonful of yogurt one day after expiration date]"