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Joke of the Day
"What elephant and a canary and in common? They both can't ride bicycles."
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"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"
"If I were black... I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers. Source: Neal Brennan"
"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."
"I'm feeling like a country Hungary"
"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot? *yessss my first original joke*"
"What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food? a weeafood"
"""ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey"" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey"
"There used to be an ad campaign that said ""go to work on an egg""... I tried that, the egg wouldn't move and eventually it cracked, so I went to work on a bicycle as I usually do."