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Joke of the Day

"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."

"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."

"i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."

"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"

"What is a religious gorilla called? A monk-ey"

"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"

"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."

"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"

"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""

"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"