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Joke of the Day
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."
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"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""
"They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum"
"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"
"I learned two things in prison. Don't sweat the petty, and don't pet the sweaty!"
"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""
"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."
"A woman recently got breast implants made from oak wood. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline, Wooden tit?"
"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"
"What do you call Hindu ideas about pacifism? Naan Violence"