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Joke of the Day
"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."
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"Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today."
"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"1) Put on chicken costume 2) Go to store to pick up eggs 3) Run up to store manager and emotionally scream ""WHO DID THIS TO MY CHILDREN????"""
"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"
"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."
"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin"
"Dog for sale Eats everything. Loves kids."
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