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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Hindu ideas about pacifism? Naan Violence"
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"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"
"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."
"What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !"
"When my wife does our daughter's hair: ""How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?"" When I do her hair: ""How about a hat?"""
"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"
"How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same? They just can't help themselves."
"If I'm in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet"
"You know what they say about fleeting boners They cum and they go"
"Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself."