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Joke of the Day

"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."

"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard they had a tight seal"

"What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp."

"how do you get 100 babies in a trash can? blender!... how do you get them back out? ... doritos!"

"That's a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them..."

"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"

"/r/Jokes won't get this an actual funny joke"

"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."

"*sees a hot christian girl* Me: I am christian now,where do i get one of those plus signs? Friend: That's a cross. Me: across from where?"