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"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."
"May he without sin cast the first stone [Everybody picks up rocks] Sharing Netflix passwords counts as sin [Everybody puts rocks back down]"
"Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I jumped out of a plane w/out a chute and lived."
"Me: You know, one nice thing about being snowed in all weekend is we haven't had to spend any money. Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice."
"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."
"Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed."
"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"
"Steak jokes. They're a rare medium well done."
"Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox"