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Joke of the Day

"*sees a hot christian girl* Me: I am christian now,where do i get one of those plus signs? Friend: That's a cross. Me: across from where?"

"[about to see a boob for the first time] ""ok, play it cool, play it cool. don't say anything stupid"" [girl removes bra] ""whoopeeee"""

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"I have a friend who is pregnant. Trouble is, she slept around so much that she has no idea who the mother is."

"If you punch a hippie, and a cop arrests you... Would you get arrested for disturbing the peace?"

"America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY ""Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?"" No that's socialism ""19-20?"" SOCIALISM"

"What do you call a woman with no clitoris? It doesn't matter, she's not going to come."

"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"

"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."

"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."